// Wail Ouaissa

// “While(!success){ tryAgain(); if(dead) break; }”

// Senior Full Stack Engineer | Software Developer from Portugal

// Email: wail.ouaissa@gmail.com

// LinkedIn: wail-ouaissa

• 404: Year Not Found

  Junior Console Logger

  Debugger and Beyond

  Started my career writing console.log(). Quickly got promoted to removing them before production.

  // A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

• Year++

  Boolean Alchemist

  If-Else Inc.

  Perfected the art of turning all data types into booleans. Because if everything is a toggle, life is simpler, right?

  // “There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”

• Year += 2

  Null Pointer Whisperer

  Segmentation Fault Squad

  Developed a sixth sense for detecting and fixing null pointers before they occurred.

  // “Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#”